Thursday, June 21, 2007

What did you say?

So I helped a lady today and this is how our conversation went.

Lady walks up to my window and I start the normal transaction. I yawned and this is what she said.

lady: "are you tired?"
me: "yeah, I am really tired. I had to get up early and didn't sleep very well last night."
lady: "I could give you my cocker."

What? What did she just say? Maybe it is my sick mind but it threw me off. Cocker? what's a cocker? Is that slang for something like C note is for a 100.

I kind of laughed and I am sure I had a confused look on my face because she then said

"my dog. My cocker spaniel. He gets up at 4:00 am for breakfast."
me: "ooooh, your dog! Got it."

I laughed. I hate dogs. I have a sick mind.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

If the only reason you started this blog was for me to read that entry, it was all worth it. Serious belly laughs over here! Thank you! You made my day.

Erin said...

I can just picture the look on your face, that's classic! And you know that all of us with minds just like yours could get miles & miles out of that one! We do need to hang out & have some SIL talk. Soon.

barlows said...

Can't wait to lunch tomorrow, especially so we can talk about the best place to get a cocker since you definitely don't want some random stranger's USED one. Even if you don't like dogs, maybe you could get attached to a cocker of your own. You might be surprised. (Was that too naughty, we are SO related!)

The RealFatman said...

I am gonna leave this one alone!